De Viginti by Vinchio Vaglio Serra

Did I have a stroke? No, the title is just written in Italian.

Wanted to talk to you guys about my new sponsor, my first sponsor, my favorite sponsor:

De Viginti, a boxed wine by the Italian winery Vinchio Vaglio Serra, is a fucking delicious alternative to whatever fucking poison you’ve been drinking.

Listen, I’m no sommelier, but I can tell the difference between a good bottle of wine and a shitty one. If you ask me, I think twenty bucks is about the highest you want to spend on a decent bottle of wine that you’ll actually enjoy drinking and not feel like absolute dog shit the next day.

De Viginti, however, isn’t just any regular bottled wine. Why? Because it’s fucking BOXED. That’s right. Its the future. We drink out of boxes now.

De Viginiti offers you 4 bottles of wine in 1 bag at only $24- so you’re spending about 6 dollars a bottle for booze.

Usually a 6$ bottle of wine is going to cause your liver to shut down and your wife to leave you, but because you’re buying a higher quantity of alcohol, thats also higher quality, the price equals out to something well below what you’d normally pay for a good bottle.

Any of my listeners know I’m a whisky guy- a lover of single malt scotches and bourbons. But, this is a wine even I enjoy drinking.

We’ve all heard of some other boxed wines and we’ve all made the mistake of slapping the bag at a party and waking up the next morning with a hangover so violent your brain feels like airplanes are crashing into it.

This wine is not only delicious, well-priced, and made from a real Italian vineyard, but I had way to much to drink last night and woke up this morning with virtually no hangover.

Listen, I can’t guarantee it’s hangover free- and I definitely don’t endorse excess drinking (that should be reserved only for professionals like myself)- but I can safely say I woke up this morning not wanting to die.

Well I did, but it had nothing to do with the wine.

De Viginti is in the stages of developing its availability all across the tristate of NJ/PA/NY, and are only available in select liquor stores in the Central New Jersey area.

If you or someone you know are a liquor store operator, interested in giving your customers a different, better alternative to the boxed wine they’ve been murdering their insides with, feel free to contact me at this website to get in touch with a sales representative.

For all my readers, I will leave you now with a picture of the only wine I plan on drinking in 2018.


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