Author Archives: J. Cassidy Hawthorne

As usual, I went months without writing on this fucking blog. And so, we have a lot of catching up to do. I only have 5 minutes before I have to leave for a mic. I’ll tell you whats going on. What’s going on? I’ll tell you. I auditioned for a spot at the BroadwayContinue reading “J. Cassidy Dies… Justin Hawthorne lives”

No, I’m not dead. I feel like I’ve started off a post with that before, but nonetheless, I am still alive. But since it has been a while I figured I’d toss up a post just to let everybody know how I’m doing. I don’t have much topical stuff to talk about- and if I do, it’sContinue reading “J. Cassidy Hits the Mics”

Just saying, I wrote that blogpost about Louie and like a month later he did that thing where he tried to come back. Just saying. Not saying Louie reads my blog- but, just saying. Just saying. Okay, anyway. I moved to New York City. Well, technically I moved to Brooklyn, but that’s a borough ofContinue reading “J. Cassidy Moves out to New York City”

Well, not really. But, sort of. So no, I wasn’t murdered or hit by a truck. The same guy who started this site is the one typing these words right now. But, Atheistjustin is no longer with us. When I was 11, I was agnostic. I was an atheist without balls. Then, at around 13,Continue reading “Atheistjustin is Dead”

While plenty is going on in my personal life to go on and on about, which is typically what I spend my blogposts rambling on, I’ve been thinking about writing this post for a while now. Since I haven’t thrown something up here since May, I figured I’d better snap to it already. So, here’s theContinue reading “It’s Time to Bring Back Louis C.K.”