If Jesus Christ was alive today, he would be a bartender. And he’d probably be a pretty good one; just think how quick he could fill those wine glasses. Bartending is the most selfless profession there is. The waiter is a close second. But the waiter has the convenience of showing up later and leavingContinue reading “Who’s Behind the Bar?”
Author Archives: J. Cassidy Hawthorne
How many more times?
They say change is good. I don’t know who ‘they’ is, but I think they is right. I don’t know how many times I’ve changed what I’ve wanted my website to be. First, it was just a blog for ramblings, some place to talk smack about people in class and shit on myContinue reading “How many more times?”
Why this virus is good for us- or at least me
I can’t talk for anybody other than myself- but I’m sure I’m not alone in saying that I’ve been looking at the thing for me to do. I guess some might call that purpose. It must be so nice to be LeBron James or Lionel Messi because they had their path carved out for them whenContinue reading “Why this virus is good for us- or at least me”
Why the Game of Thrones Ending was Actually Good and All of You are Just Fucking Stupid
So I know that usually when I make a post with a title this long, it usually is a farce and I just write a sentence that says the exact opposite. But, as someone who feels very passionately about this, I actually just want to come at all the h8ters that don’t get it. SitContinue reading “Why the Game of Thrones Ending was Actually Good and All of You are Just Fucking Stupid”
For All My Friends Graduating
It’s almost midnight immediately following episode 4 of Game of Thrones and after about 3 glasses of Jameson and 2 Parliaments, I’m composed enough to write a post after a brief 3 month hiatus. Also I needed spell check to write ‘hiatus,’ properly, so this should be a fun one. Anyway, I know graduation hasContinue reading “For All My Friends Graduating”
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